A Simple Return to Sender Spell (Nothing to Buy)

A Simple Return to Sender Spell (Nothing to Buy)
Am I Cursed?
Twelve questions · no email · a written result

Unexplained trouble that will not lift. A run of misfortune that has stopped feeling like chance.
Answer twelve questions and I will tell you how much of it looks like something that was sent.

Question 1 of 12
01

Has there been trouble with your body that doctors cannot explain?

02

Do you sleep badly, or have the dreams turned bad?

03

Do you feel fear or dread that has no cause you can name?

04

Do you have the sense of being watched?

05

Did relationships around you turn sharply, and without reason?

06

Did work or money collapse suddenly?

07

Does money arrive and never stay, however careful you are?

08

Have accidents or injuries kept arriving?

09

Does every relationship end the same way, at the same point?

10

Is there someone you know resents you deeply?

11

Has anyone ever told you they would curse you, or that you would never be happy?

12

Does misfortune repeat through your family, generation after generation?

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What I would suggest

Everything in this one is already in your house. If it is not, a supermarket has all of it for the price of a sandwich.

My name is Ren Kagetsuki. The form I was taught uses salt, water, paper and a mirror, and I have never once needed anything that had to be ordered.

Elaborate is not the same as strong. It is usually the opposite, because a long working is a long chance to drift.

What you need

  • Coarse salt. Sea salt or rock salt with nothing added. Table salt will do if that is what there is.
  • Any mirror you can hold. A compact, a phone camera in selfie mode turned face down, the mirror off a bathroom cabinet.
  • A sheet of plain paper and something to write with.
  • Two small plates or saucers, white if you have white.

No candles, no herbs, no oils, no cloth of a particular colour. None of those are wrong and none of them are the working.

What will not do

Three substitutions that people make and should not.

  • Seasoned salt. Garlic salt, celery salt, anything with herbs in it. Plain is the requirement, not coarse.
  • A mirror that came from them. A gift, or something left at your house. That is their object and it belongs on the pile going out of the door, not in your hand.
  • Anything borrowed from another person. Not because of contamination. Because you will have to give it back, and giving it back means explaining it.

A cracked mirror is fine. A chipped plate is fine. Nothing here has to be new or unblemished, whatever you have read.

The simple return, in one evening

Three nights running, after sunset, at roughly the same hour.

1. Wash. A handful of salt in a hot bath, fifteen to twenty minutes, rinsed off under the shower from the head down.

No bath is not a problem, and most of the world does not have one. Salt in a bowl of hot water poured over the shoulders, or salt held in wet palms and worked over the back of the neck, both wrists and both ankles, then rinsed downward.

2. Salt at the door. Two small cones on the plates, either side of the door you actually use. Changed each morning, the old salt thrown out.

3. Sit down with the mirror. Glass facing away from you. Never look into it.

4. One hand flat on wherever it sits heaviest. Chest, stomach, the back of the neck. If you cannot tell, use the chest.

5. Say one line aloud, three times, one breath each.

This is not mine. It goes back the way it came.

Low, flat and slow. The same words every time, and no name anywhere in them.

6. Three rounds, with a pause between. Then put the mirror down and do not pick it up again that night.

On the third night, wrap the mirror face down in paper and put it out of the house.

Why the short version works

Because only three things were ever doing anything.

  • A clean body. Everything runs badly on an unwashed one.
  • A boundary held the right way round. That is the mirror, and any mirror is a mirror.
  • The same words, unchanged, three times. The sameness is the technique.

Add seven herbs and a specific candle and you have added things to remember.

Remembering is attention, and attention is the one resource this working actually spends.

The longer form, and the reasoning behind each step, is here: the full return to sender ritual.

The two things you cannot simplify away

Everything above can be improvised. These two cannot.

No name, ever. Not written, not spoken, not pictured. A name supplies an aim, and the aim was already supplied by the road it arrived on. Put yours in and it stops being a return.

Nothing added about what happens to them. The sentence ends at the destination. Anything after that belongs to you.

Those two are the whole difference between this and something that comes back on the person who ran it.

If you want it simpler still

There is a version with no mirror, for people with nothing and no privacy.

Salt in wet palms over the neck and wrists, rinsed downward. Salt inside the door.

Then the line, said once, quietly, before sleep, on three nights.

It reaches less than the full form and it reaches further than nothing, which is the honest description of most first attempts.

If you would rather have a container than a rite, that is a different shape of the same idea: the return to sender jar, and where it turns into something else.

After the three nights

Write the date down before you start, and write one line a day afterwards about what happened rather than how you felt.

Then mark the day the quiet begins and the day it ends, if it ends.

Under three weeks means something is still being fed and the simple form has reached its limit.

That is not a failure. It is the diagnosis you could not have got any other way.

Send me those two dates and what you ran. That is a better case history than a list of symptoms, and it takes you one line to write.